Friday, June 13, 2008

My Fury / Why I Will Not Hesitate When I Pull the Lever Next to John McCain this November

My vote for John McCain was never really in doubt, but I can't say I was overly excited about his candicacy. That was until today. I consider myself to be an old school pro small government, pro state, and most importanly pro separation of powers Republican. The U.S.'s separation of powers between the executive, legislative, and judicial branches is one of, if not the, most fundamental tenets of American republicanism. I know this because I actually got a decent education in civics from kindergarten through high school, and it continues to grow to this day. But many do not have the benefit of this education, including, (perhaps surprisingly, perhaps not), five justices of the United Supreme Court. John McCain does know his civics, however, which is why he's getting my vote and I'll sleep guilt free the night November 4, 2008.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm refering to Boumediene v. Bush, yesterday's apalling Supreme Court decision. Yesterday, the Supreme Court changed literally hundreds of years of established law by extending the right of habeas corpus to enemy soldiers captured by our military in foreign theaters of war. Habeas corpus, sometimes called the great writ, is a legendary legal right that we inherited from English law that allows a prisoner to challenge his detention in a civilian court. So if you're arrested, you can apply for a writ of habeas corpus, and the government will have adequately show that they have lawfully detained you. If they fail to do so, the court will order your release. This right was always extended to the far reaches of wherever this nation may have jurisdiction, but no further. Yesterday, the Supreme Court changed that and opened our civilian courts to detainees in the prison in Guantanamo Bay, in the sovereign nation of Cuba. If you want to fully understand why this is so horrible, you need to read Chief Justice Roberts' and Justice Scalia's dissents to the case, but I'll do my best to lay everything out for you.

For decades our Supreme Court's case law always said that during war, lawful enemy combatants are held as P.O.W.'s, while unlawful enemy combatants (like our current enemy which fights in plain clothes) are subject to military tribunal. Yesterday our Supreme Court changed that. This is how enemy combatants were always dealt with in a foreign theater, because, oh I don't know, it was logical. This is how wars are fought. The U.S. is not unique in this way. Did the Nazis get habeas corpus? If you don't know the answer to that question, I'll answer it for you. The answer is no. Until yesterday, habeas corpus had never been interpreted to extend beyond a nation's jurisdictional territory. This was the case 2 days ago, and this was the case when our founders formally adopted the great writ from the English common law.

One of the main reasons President Bush set up the prison at Guantanamo is because the Solicitor General advised him, based on the case law, that he could keep the unlawful enemy combatants there and try them in military tribunals if need be. He would not have set up this prison if he thought they would have civilian courts opened to them. Otherwise he would have made a temporary prison in Iraq or asked our allies to help with them. And now that is what is most likely to happen. This is a military base in Cuba. I don't care what you think the law ought to be, but the legal fact is, the Constitution as a legal document does not extend beyond wherever the United States may have jurisdiction. Now our Supreme Court says it does. The other thing you may not realize here is, the Supreme Court shouldn't even have gotten to the habeas issue. You don't get to habeas if the case can be decided on other grounds, particularly if due process is already being provided. Habeas corpus is a last ditch resort you get when the executive has violated your right to due process or other Constitutional rights. It's the court's final ability to check the corrupt military or police officer. These detainees were already getting ample due process. The Supreme Court itself outlined what that process ought to be in cases such as Hamdi v. Rumsfeld and Hamdan v. Rumsfeld. And Congress modified federal statutes at least twice to comply with these decisions. Quoting from Roberts' dissent, this is the process the Court had previously given these enemy combatants:

"The right to hear the bases of the charges against them, including a summary of any classified evidence.

The ability to challenge the bases of their detention before military tribunals modeled after Geneva Convention procedures. Some 38 detainees have been released as a result of this process.

The right, before the CSRT, to testify, introduce evidence, call witnesses, question those the Government calls, and secure release, if and when appropriate.

The right to the aid of a personal representative in arranging and presenting their cases before a CSRT.

Before the D. C. Circuit, the right to employ counsel, challenge the factual record, contest the lower tribunal’s legal determinations, ensure compliance with the Constitution and laws, and secure release, if any errors below establish their entitlement to such relief."

Keep in mind, Congress made this process available to enemy combatants at the direction of the Supreme Court. And they changed their mind again.

The sad irony is, the process the detainees will now get in federal civilian courts is likely to be far worse than what they were getting before. Our civilian courts are not equipped for these types of hearings and trials. How do they know if the military lawfully detained a combatant? They know about warrants, probable cause, and Miranda rights. They know nothing about U.S. military capturing terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan. And even if they did, are they supposed to call in witnesses? What's a soldier going to say on the stand? We arbitrarily detained that guy? No! They're gonna say he had a bomb strapped to him, he had a trunk full of guns. It's ludicrous.

These people were detained in a foreign land, in the theater of war, in violation of the law of war, by our military. And they get access to our civilian courts just because they were brought to a prison that could only be considered within jurisdictional reach by some abstract technicality? --access to civilian courts that our own military personnel would not get. I cry outrageous! And if you're living in the real world, that's the only appropriate response.

So, what does this have to do with John McCain? McCain called this decision one of the worst in our nation's history. And he said he'd nominate justices like John Roberts. McCain understands that the role of the judicial branch is to tell us what the law is, not make up new law. That's something of fundamental importance to our system of government. If you remove that pole, the tent collapses. I don't know about you, but that's something I'd rather avoid.

Friday, June 6, 2008

20%! You don't just give them 20%!

For full effect, reread the topic title aloud while doing your best George Costanza impression.

So I ran across the folowing article on MSN: http://men.msn.com/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=6273622. It's entitled "Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman". I scanned down the list and came across this gem: "Tip less than 20%". I was outraged. This was an overreaction, but it's beside the point and I'll get to that later. I bring this up with my buddy Greg, a friend of the blog. He says he always tips 20%. Many of his friends do too. Apparently, 20% is the new 15%. I tell him this is ridiculous. 15% is a standard tip for ordinary service; 20% is for excellent service.

I knew Greg couldn't be right. How did I know this? Because I've been at restaurants all the time that apply an automatic gratuity of 18% if the party is 6 or more people. Since a party of 6 or more is obviously more trouble for a waiter/waitress, logically it should follow that a less than 18% tip is perfectly acceptable for smaller parties. Sometimes logic just isn't good enough for people, so I set out to settle this debate the best way I knew how:

Wikipedia.

And here's what the Big W came up with:

"Today 15 to 20 % (before tax for good to excellent service) is apparently now the norm. According to Fodor's: At restaurants, a 15% tip is typical for waiters; up to 20% may be expected by some waiters at more expensive establishments.
Many restaurants include a tip at 18% or more on the bill for groups of 6 or more guests."

Seems like game, set, match to me. But Greg takes the first sentence to include 20% as part of the norm. This is true enough, but he ignores the fact that the big W clearly says that 15% is still a normal tip, and more importanly ignores context. To me, it's clear that in the context of those three sentences, 20% could be the norm at fancier restaurants or for excellent service, but 15% is still the standard for normal service at your run of the mill diner, pizzeria, or Friday's.

Still a little irked that I have not definitively won the debate, I turn to the best conglomerate of useless knowledge I know: Teh Vesti. By this time, I had given the topic of tipping etiquette considerable thought, and revised by initial definition of what constitutes a standard tip. 15% is still the default, but several circumstances could warrant a higher tip. 16-19% is for good service (with 18% often being the default for large groups). 20% and up is for excellent service, fancy restaurants, or if you're trying to impress a woman.

This is why I say I initially overreacted to the MSN article. I still think the article is wrong, because it talks in absolutes. It says you should never let a woman see you tip less than 20%. This is just flat out wrong. If you're dining with a girl you've been dating for a while, or friends, family or coworkers, the normal rules of tipping should apply. But if you're just starting to date a woman, it's probably a good idea not to skimp on the tip. So I gave my revised idea of tipping etiquette to the vesti. I admit this was a bit unfair to Greg because I didn't give him a chance to rebut my modified theory. But I don't feel too bad, because he was contending that 20% had become the standard tip, and I was still contending that this notion was preposterous. You can see the results for yourself here: http://boards.ign.com/Message.aspx?topic=164941578&brd=5296&replies=23. Most people's conception seemed to be more in line with mine, but a few people did agree with Greg.

I haven't gotten a concession call from Greg yet, but I'm preemptively giving myself a win in the first ever Blog Wars.

BigMike 1, Greg 0.

O, and Crazy, I know how you might be tempted to respond, but those jokes are just too easy and beneath what I want this blog to be.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Apparently since its the Flavor of the Month, Time for my Top 10 list of Famous Brawds

10. Emma Watson
Yes, not exactly what we'd call classically beautiful yet, but this is my buy low, sell high choice. She just keeps getting hotter, and the lack of coke-whoriness will only help her prospects.

9. Lacey Chabert
I gotta go her over Jennifer Love Hewit from the Party of Fivers. Younger, cuter, not as talented (but who says Ghost Whisperer takes talent), but I saw her on Celebrity Poker Showdown and she's a vision.

8. Diora Bard
No idea what she's done, but there's a picture of her in Maxim that is just awesome.

7. Leighton Meester
Never have seen an episode of Gossip Girl, but maybe I should start

6.Kristen Bell
Smart, pretty, sassy... whats not to like

5. Eliza Dushku
The Bathing suit montage in the New Guy... nough said

4. Minka Kelly
In a straight up fight between Meghan Fox and Minka Kelly, I'll take Minka Kelly, bonus points cuz she slept with Tim Riggins, and I'm jealous

3. Elisha Cuthbert
She outlived the mountlion, only increases her hotness

2. Jessica Biel
Jt's a lucky man, classy beautiful and sexy at the same time

1. Rachel Bilson
If only I was Seth Cohen

Crazy's Take on The Democrats and their Latest Idiocies

Hey all, I know so far we've kept it pretty loose in terms of what we've talked about, but now its about time we had some grownup time. So gather around, my peeps, and I will weave you a tale of retardedness and ineptitude that will cost the Democratic Party of the United States possibly the easiest win in Presidential history.

The Democratic National Committe, in its infinite wisdom, has had a restriction on the states for their primaries could not be held before February 5th. This was the way the DNC kept the Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Nevada in the spotlight because, lets be honest, none of those states have anything going for them except Nevada (gambling and legalized prostitution, but they also have nuclear waste depots, so i would call it a wash). However, the state legislatures in Florida and Michigan decided to push up their primaries because they felt Iowa and New Hampshire had unfair advantages in choosing who the next presidental candidate would be. Newsflash: those states have like a combined .2 delegates. In terms of actually choosing the president, they have about as much say as Guam and Puerto Rico. The only reason they have any real say is because the media gives them a say by covering them insanely. Also hilarious, not a single democrat cast a vote in these vote to push up the primary. It passed amongst republican and third party officials 21-17, if the democrats had any common sense and had cost a vote against the measure, they might have disenchfranchised all their constituents.
So over the weekend the DNC decided to seat the delegates and give them each a 1/2 of a vote. Clinton voted the delegates fully seated, because essentially she would have carried both states' delegates because of the demographics favored her as well as the fact that since Obama didnt campaign in either state (his name wasnt even on the ballot in Michigan). However, the point seems to be moot now, with the South Dakota and Montana primaries all but giving Obama the nomination, Clinton still refuses to abdicate her position in the race. She has begun to say that she is welcome to the possibility of the vice president position, but but just refusing to remove herself from the race, she continues to run the risk of alienating the rest of the Democratic Party and making Obama unwinable come November.

Obama's first job now is to try and unite the Democratic party. During the primaries, the young, the educated, black voters, and upper class Dems all leaned towards him. However, Hispanics, older voters, and blue collar Democrats all leaned towards Clinton. During the primaries, there were multiple polls that showed that if one person's candidate didnt win, then they wouldnt vote for the winner. If Obama cant even rally the majority of the Democrats to his side, he's never going to be able to get undecided voters to come over (let alone all the problems he's gonna run into the south just for being a black guy running for president, the one thing everybody doesnt seem to want to bring up). Hillary needs to do as much as she can to try and get her supporters to get on the Obama bandwagon, convince those who wanted her "experience" that Obama is more than capable of taking on the challenge. If Hillary remains too close to his campaign, then Barack loses all the momentum of the "reformer" that he's been carrying since Iowa. And if he doesn't have that, he's got nothing. And the democrats will have nobody to complain to when on January 20th Chief Justice Roberts is swearing in President McCain.

Did they just do that?

http://gawker.com/5012149/

No, I don't think they did. But Seth Rogen and James Franco made quite the buzz Sunday night when they presented at the MTV movie awards with what people are dubbing "Weedgate" (People meaning me). That video, linked above, is probably NSFW (although it aired on basic cable), so I'll summarize:

Seth Rogen and James Franco come out to present the award for "Best Summer Movie So Far". Pretty pointless award if you ask me. Iron Man, which I'm finally seeing tonight, kicked off the summer movie season, and everything since has been a disappointment. Summer doesn't really start for me until The Dark Knight debuts next month, but I digress. So Rogen and Franco do a shameless, yet ingenious viral type plug for their upcoming stoner action flick Pineapple Express. Rogen says they don't actually smoke real weed on set, and he proceeds to pull out a giant bag of "fake" weed that they use in the movie, followed by a "fake" joint. Rogen and Franco then "fake" light up. During this, the camera pans to various celebrities. Chris Brown's reaction in particular is priceless. Then, instead of showing Rogen and Franco "fake" light up, the cameraman zooms out so you can't see what they're doing. Naturally, this fueled speculation that they weren't merely "fake" lighting up.

I don't buy it. Sure, they could get away with smoking a joint at an event like that, filled with celebrities and not much in terms of law enforcement. But that bag of "fake" weed was big. Big enough to get them a possession with intent to distribute charge. They definitely ran the risk of attracting the attention of law enforcement, which they just don't need at this point in their careers. One possibility is that MTV intentionally filmed it that way to manufacture the controversy. But I don't think MTV is that clever anymore. I think the more likely scenario is that MTV initially signed off on the sketch, and then chickened out at the last second. Drug use, along with nudity, is really one of the last taboo's that mainstream television has yet to embrace. Whatever actually happened, it's sure to give a big boost for Pineapple Express. The movie's been on my radar for a while and is sure to jump to the top of my most anticipated list after The Dark Knight debuts, but I don't know of a lot of other people that were aware of it. A lot of people apparently do think that was real weed and they really smoked up on national television. I'm curious to hear what you guys think, so leave a comment.

Monday, June 2, 2008

re: babes

Here are 40 of my 10s:
  1. rose byrne
  2. jordan ladd
  3. olivia wilde
  4. anna faris
  5. amy adams
  6. laura harris
  7. asia argento
  8. naomi watts
  9. milla jovavich
  10. ellen page
  11. amber tamblyn
  12. lacey chabert
  13. lovefoxxx
  14. kirsten bell
  15. rachael leigh cooke
  16. mila kunis
  17. leelee sobieski
  18. megan fox
  19. mandy moore
  20. sarah silverman
  21. blake lively
  22. kristen stewart
  23. jennifer connelly
  24. emma watson
  25. joanna levesque
  26. beverly mitchell
  27. alyson hannigan
  28. mischa barton
  29. marley shelton
  30. kristen davis
  31. natalie portman
  32. mary lynn rajskub
  33. jena malone
  34. hilary duff
  35. elisha cuthbert
  36. emmanuelle chriqui
  37. jennifer love hewitt
  38. elisabeth shue
  39. molly ringwald
  40. ally sheedy
I will not explain myself.

Top 10 Celebrity Babes

I thought I'd inject a little more testosterone into this blog with my next top 10 list. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say, and as such, it's something I find quite difficult to put into words. That's why guys invented the 10 point scale, although such a scale is meaningless for comparing the women on this list, because they're all 10's. Friends have criticized my 10 point scale as being too harsh. They say I never give out 10's. Well guys, here's 10 of them. No photos, because I don't own any and I don't want to leech other people's bandwith. Besides, a Google image search is easy enough.

10. Mila Kunis

I was never an avid viewer of That 70's Show. Still, I've seen around a couple dozen episodes over the years, and it's an undeniably funny show. It's just one I never got into. Mila Kunis' Jackie was bubbly cute, but also incredibly annoying, with a shrieky nails on the chalkboard voice. I didn't fully appreciate her natural beauty until I recently saw the hilarious Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Here, her character isn't a nag, so she uses her naturally adorable voice which has a throaty quality to it that I absolutely love, which a couple other women on this list share. She's also sporting a fine tan from the glorious Hawaiian sunshine, from where the movie was filmed. For any straight man that hasn't seen the movie, I present to you the Mila Kunis challenge: Watch Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and exit the theater without nursing at least a minor crush. You don't win anything if you do. I'll just think you're a liar and/or question your heterosexuality.

9. Elisha Cuthbert

Best known as Jack Bauer's epically stupid daughter that somehow lands a job at CTU, but also as The Girl Next Door, and a star in a couple terrible slasher flicks, Elisha Cuthbert is a blonde bombshell. She might be higher on the list if she'd done anything of note recently. I think it's pretty hilarious how seemless her transition from 24 to movies like House of Wax and Captivity was. In 24, she played Kim Bauer, the hot, stupid damsel in distress. Some Hollywood exec was paying attention: "We need her running, screaming, wet, bouncing, and let's stick a knife in her while we're at it". Kim Bauer was a frequently criticized character, but looking back, I'll take Elisha Cuthbert in a tight white T over the laughably bad CTU soap like the Morris-Milo-Chloe triangle any day of the week.

8. Jessica Simpson

Here's a babe I took a while to come around on. That wasn't gross innuendo, what I'm saying is, while I always acknowledged she was hot, I never got why some guys were so obsessed with her. Everything about her looks fake, and she's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. I'm not going to pretend I'm one of those guys that values smarts over looks, but I draw the line somewhere around not being able to identify basic metaphors (even if you don't know what the word metaphor means) like "Chicken of the Sea". In the end though, Jessica Simpson brushes up against that line but ends up on the right side. She's just that good looking. I admit I initially underestimated that.

7. Christina Aguilera

Remember the "Genie in a Bottle" music video? This came out way back when Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were duking it out for cutest slut on the planet (not an oxymoron BTW). Back then, I always came down fervently on Christina's side, and I know I was in the minority. Whereas I admit I was initially wrong about Jessica Simpson, history proves me right on this one. Even before Britney went bipolar and put on a few pounds too many, there was photographic evidence that Britney on TV was way hotter than Britney in real life. In the meantime, Christina kept on doing what she does best: being hot. OK, she had that weird Xtina dirty slut phase, but she was still hot.

6. Eva Longoria Parker

I admit it. I watch Desperate Housewives. Crazy and I watch a lot of the same shows, but I admittedly watch a few "chick" shows. He rarely passes up the opportunity to make fun of me for this. I justify watching some of these shows in a number of ways. First, if you check out the watercooler buzz for these shows, the audiences are usually watching for very different reasons than I am. They're interested in shipping (who is or should be hooking up), while I could usually care less about stuff like that. Good writing is usually something that attracts me to a show, and DH has plenty of that. Eva Longoria is another, and DH has plenty of that too. There's something about a woman that appreciates sports. Tony Parker is a lucky man.

5. Lauren Conrad

The Hills is another show I watch that is likely to induce eyerolls, but I can justify this one too. I read an interview recently where Christian Bale says he doesn't view American Psycho as a horror film, but rather as a black comedy. Similarly, I don't watch The Hills as a reality show, but rather as a sitcom. Give The Hills another shot with this frame of mind. It's fucking hilarious. All it's missing is a studio audience and a laugh track. (If you don't believe me, check out this video where James Franco and Mila Kunis re-enact a scene from the show, word for word: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/56c2d6a703.) Here are a bunch of girls and guys that were born on third and think they hit a triple. Everyone is amazing looking on this show, yet Lauren manages to stand out. She's been involved in a ridiculous feud over a possible sex tape (please Santa) with frenemy Heidi Montag. There's no reason to believe Lauren over Heidi, yet nearly everyone does. It's because she's adorable, and Heidi's got a terrible nose and boob job, and zero musical talent. That's really all there is to it. Well, maybe the soon to be trademarked Lauren Conrad stare is a factor. If you watch the show, you know what I'm talking about. It's the one where she opens her eyes up wide, tilts her head, and melts your heart and burns your soul.

4. Jessica Alba

Here's where the list may start to look a little generic. The previous 6 girls are 10's, but these could be 11's if the scale allowed it. I don't really know what to say about Jessica Alba. Just check out some pictures of her. She's really hot. Wait, I do have something to say. A couple years ago, she might have topped this list, but now she's a little too skinny for my taste. She looks a little bonier and less curvy than she did a couple years ago. I'm grasping at straws though.

3. Megan Fox

I think Megan Fox made Paramount at least $200 million. If you take Fox out of Transformers, you're left with nostalgia, eye candy, and Shia LeBeouf. I can sort of understand how that's a formula for a $150 million opening weekend, but I can't begin to fathom how this mediocre of a film made $700 million worldwide. It's not a secret that 14-30 year old males are Hollywood's most lucrative demographic. They're the ones that drag their girlfriends out to The Lord of the Rings or see Revenge of the Sith 11 times. They usually have a decent reason for seeing these movies multiple times, and Megan Fox is all I can come up with for Transformers. And in an age where you can type an actress' name into a search engine and have access to hundreds of photos at your fingertips, guys definitely don't need to go to the movies to get their hot chick fix. That's how hot Megan Fox is. Not only is she so hot that guys were repeatedly willing to fork over $10 so they could see her, when they could see her for free, she's so hot that she tricked many of these guys into thinking the movie was pretty good.

2. Natalie Portman

Now we're getting into the stratosphere. There are a number of things that are attractive about Natalie Portman. She seems to care about acting and usually picks good roles. She's an ivy grad. She looks like she was sculpted by the hands of God. Oh, and have you seen Closer?

1. Scarlett Johansson

Deciding between Scarlett and Natalie was tough for me. I think Natalie has a prettier face, but Scarlett definitely has the better body. And it's not like she doesn't have a pretty face. She's got lips that rival Angelina Jolie's. Plus, I have a thing for blondes. She's also got that throaty voice I love. I wonder if a man has ever said "no" to her. The only minuses are her typical Hollywood me too, "I live in a bubble" political opinions, and I think she might have an old man fetish.

So, how's my list? Who's too high? Too low? Missing? Doesn't belong? Let me have it. Leave a comment.

I'm Big Mike, and I approve this message.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Transcript of Our Live Lost Convo

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Crazy (9:07:47 PM): jeremy bantham?
Big (9:08:09 PM): yea
Big (9:08:12 PM): he's the guy in the coffin?
Big (9:08:28 PM): im 2 minutes behind btw
Crazy (9:08:49 PM): why are you behind?
Crazy (9:08:52 PM): tivo?
Big (9:09:56 PM): yea im caught up now
Crazy (9:16:13 PM): do you think alpert's really immortal?
Big (9:17:39 PM): no idea
Big (9:17:53 PM): it's probably just another weird island thing
Big (9:18:03 PM): that sayid fight was crazy
Crazy (9:18:06 PM): i think he was the first to use the time travel
Crazy (9:18:23 PM): its about time they showed him being capable of the shit he's gonna throw down on in the future
Big (9:18:52 PM): lol walt
Big (9:19:21 PM): damn he's old
Big (9:20:48 PM): bentham is the name of another philospher
Big (9:22:25 PM): nice to see locke hasn't forgotten that jack tried to kill him
Crazy (9:25:29 PM): i had
Big (9:28:22 PM): lost has the best hd on television
Big (9:28:33 PM): it's like you're looking through a window
Crazy (9:28:37 PM): i feel like i miss out on shit without hd
Big (9:30:07 PM): who has the remote?
Crazy (9:31:20 PM): i'm guessing kealy had it
Crazy (9:31:32 PM): im not seeing elizabeth mitchell surving through this ep
Big (9:32:20 PM): if that's a case ill miss her boobs
Crazy (9:37:32 PM): so ben's gotta use the orchid to travel through time
Big (9:38:05 PM): apparently
Big (9:39:01 PM): when jack says "we have to go back"
Big (9:39:20 PM): there's really not that many people to go back for, unless you count the anonymous crash survivors
Big (9:40:23 PM): michael, desmond, sawyer, jin if he lives, claire if she's alive, juliet
Crazy (9:41:13 PM): locke
Big (9:41:15 PM): right
Crazy5 (9:41:22 PM): resurrected boone
Big (9:41:23 PM): who i don't think jack was talking about
Big (9:41:27 PM): lol
Big (9:42:49 PM): they really can't afford to be killing off too many more of the original cast
Big (9:44:02 PM): this could end poorly
Big (9:44:09 PM): or not
Big (9:46:51 PM): wtf
Crazy (9:50:10 PM): how hard would it be to just switch it to someone who's not as dea
Crazy (9:50:11 PM): d
Big (9:50:12 PM): that's the sign of a cold blooded killer
Crazy (9:50:18 PM): killing without remorse
Big (9:50:23 PM): and responding
Big (9:50:24 PM): so?
Crazy (9:50:26 PM): or worrying about collateral damage
Big (9:52:27 PM): ok so who's daughter is charlotte?
Crazy (9:53:18 PM): no clue
Crazy (9:53:25 PM): i smell a bunch of redshirts bout to die
Big (9:53:33 PM): was there ever anything between juliet and faraday in prior episodes?
Big (9:53:39 PM): i hardly remember them interacting
Big (9:54:28 PM): why hasn't the light turned red yet
Big (9:55:40 PM): sawyer's jumping
Big (9:56:33 PM): god right in front of jack
Crazy (9:57:48 PM): a little in the juliette flashback ep
Crazy (9:58:03 PM): im like 98% sure what sawyer tasks kate with
Big (9:58:09 PM): which is?
Big (9:58:33 PM): find the girl who he schlepped
Big (9:59:42 PM): totally forgot about that weird mission that faraday and charlotte were on
Big (10:01:26 PM): o right it was to prevent ben from using the gas again
Big (10:03:29 PM): haha i was just gonna type that bentham is definitely an alias
Big (10:10:32 PM): i was so right about michael
Crazy (10:11:56 PM): i guess christian is gonna be the jacob
Crazy (10:12:00 PM): until there is a jacob
Big (10:12:38 PM): he can apparently leave the island
Crazy (10:13:16 PM): their fx shots are so shitty sometimes
Big (10:13:36 PM): there was one bad green screen shot in the helicopter
Big (10:13:43 PM): for the most part tonight's been good
Big (10:13:55 PM): in the fx department
Big (10:15:25 PM): what's gonna happen to desmond?
Big (10:18:22 PM): nice dharma brand rum
Crazy (10:49:40 PM): and we're back
Big (10:50:20 PM): 10 minutes until lost is gone until january 2009
Crazy (10:52:06 PM): sad but true
Crazy (10:52:10 PM): except for the tivo overru
Crazy (10:52:11 PM): n
Crazy (10:53:31 PM): so penny helped set up their cover?
Big (10:53:55 PM): are we going to find out what happened to claire?
Big (10:54:10 PM): they better give us 5 solid minutes back on the island
Big (10:54:57 PM): ok here it comes
Big (10:55:01 PM): don't be desmond
Crazy (10:59:30 PM): WHAAA
Big (11:00:06 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
Crazy (11:00:17 PM): AINT THAT A BITCH
Big (11:00:28 PM): who was the "he" that ben was talking about
Big (11:00:33 PM): that told jack ben was back
Crazy (11:00:41 PM): had to be locke
Crazy (11:00:50 PM): i doubt he had talked to sayid
Big (11:03:00 PM): im rewatching the scene
Crazy (11:03:16 PM): emerson's eyes are so huge
Big (11:03:41 PM): yea jack is clearly talking about locke
Big (11:03:54 PM): so shit goes down on the island and locke leaves to convince jack to go back
Big (11:04:04 PM): i am pissed
Big (11:04:08 PM): how could they kill locke
Big (11:04:30 PM): this is BULL shit
Crazy (11:05:20 PM): they have 3 years to explain why
Crazy (11:09:01 PM): they still have no claire explanation
Crazy (11:09:08 PM): unless alpert is a regular
Crazy (11:09:17 PM): michael and jin survived
Crazy (11:09:23 PM): farraday should be dead
Crazy (11:09:29 PM): along with the read shirts
Crazy (11:09:37 PM): *red
Big (11:09:42 PM): unless faraday somehow went with the island
Big (11:09:48 PM): are the red shirts the nameless people
Crazy (11:09:57 PM): i dont know if they're close enough
Crazy (11:10:06 PM): yea
Crazy (11:10:13 PM): red shirts is a star trek term
Crazy (11:10:30 PM): in the original, whoever wore a red shirt and went away with kirk on a mission would die
Big (11:11:29 PM): http://lostpedia.com/wiki/Coffin_%28Through_the_Looking_Glass%29/Theories#Locke
Big (11:11:38 PM): a bunch of people had locke theories
Crazy (11:18:34 PM): i gotta go to bed, email me the chat transcript, i'll put it up tomorrow
Big (11:18:37 PM): ok
Crazy (11:18:41 PM): night
Crazy (11:18:42 PM) has left the room.
Big (11:18:42 PM): later